Chuyện Tôi Thời Trẻ (P. 7) - Chuyện Làm Bài Kiểm Tra

Dạo này tự nhiên tôi nhớ về thời học cấp Hai.

Hồi cấp Hai, có lần làm bài kiểm tra tập trung. Tuy làm cùng với các lớp khác nhưng tôi ngồi ngay cạnh Vàng Anh* cùng lớp vì tên giống nhau. Cái rồi Vàng Anh hỏi bài tôi. Cả hai đang ngồi ngay bàn đầu mà hỏi cái gì? Làm sao mà trả lời đây? Thế là tôi nghĩ ra một cách là viết câu trả lời vào tờ đề thi rồi đưa cho Vàng Anh. Đợi cô gác thi vừa quay đi thì tôi đưa luôn. Ai ngờ Vàng Anh chưa kịp cầm lấy thì cô (cô nào thì tớ không nhớ, chắc là cô dạy Sinh) quay lại ngay lập tức!

Tôi "đứng hình". Trời đất như cuồng quay. Ca này khó mà có thể qua khỏi. Mẹ ơi con xin lỗi!

Cố gắng bình tĩnh, tôi phẩy phẩy cái tờ đề có ghi câu trả lời đó trước mặt Vàng Anh và nói, "nè, cậu làm rớt nè!" Vàng Anh do dự rồi cầm lấy tờ giấy. Cô giáo không nói gì và lại tiếp tục bước đi chỗ khác. Hú vía.

Câu chuyện tới đây là hết. Đó có lẽ là khoảnh khắc thông minh nhất trong đời tôi. Giá mà tôi có thể cứ thông minh như vậy hoài thì bây giờ có phải đã khá hơn rồi không?

(*Tên nhân vật đã được thay đổi).

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